January 2010
132 posts
witchhunt:
benkorman:
Frankie Valli and the...
I want people to start arguing with me just so I can sing “we can work it out” and amuse myself endlessly.
How to Suck at Facebook - The Oatmeal →
Funniest thing I have seen in awhile.
Just pilfered 7 records from my mom and 15 books from my brother. Today is looking pretty good so far.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(973): i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
hahaha.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(504): Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World’s longest bender here I come.
and then Im done drinking for awhile.
RIP J.D. SALINGER 01/ 01/ 19 - 01/ 27/ 10 →
witchhunt:
(via yrmomma)
I love that even though I’m done school I’m still learning every day..I just get to choose what to teach myself. I think the fundamentals of an Eastern European language will be next on my list.
Goodreads: The Most Begun "Read but Unfinished"... →
bethlehems:
(via anaforo): I can see some of these (“Finnegans Wake” especially), but - “Heart of Darkness?” “The Catcher in the Rye?” Really?
txtsfrmlstnght:
(707): he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Jersey Shore: Worst Thing to Happen to East Coast... →
I love cracked.com
goodtimesgreatoldies:
You Can’t Hurry Love
The...
Ricky Nelson > Elvis.
menstrom:
Neil Diamond - Red Red Wine
This post...
Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?
Charlie: No, I was talking about . . I didn't say . . what'd you hear?
Dennis: I heard you say you saw a door marked 'Pirate'.
Charlie: No, that's not what I said. Look, are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna find out what lives in here?
Eighteen People You're Scared of on Facebook →
brittanyorange:
(via j-elisabeth)
Bed sharing 'drains men's brains.' →
bethlehems:
(via muppetpants) (via willw2): When men spend the night with a bed mate their sleep is disturbed, whether they make love or not, and this impairs their mental ability the next day.
Sorry, dudes (and that apology comes from a serial cover-stealer, so you know it’s sincere). Aside: this also says that women remember dreams better when they sleep alone, which is, like, 100% opposite...
I hurt everywhere. awesome.
